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Jokes |
| 27) |
TNTom  |
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Location: East Tennessee, USA |
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 Thursday, March 18, 2004 09:34
The Joke or Riddle: How can you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator?
The Punchline: Footprints in the butter
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 Tuesday, March 16, 2004 14:06
The Joke or Riddle: This is a riddle!
Tear one off
and scratch my head
what once was
The Punchline: A match
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| 25) |
Podge  |
| podge727@hotmail.com |
Location: England(i think) |
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The Joke or Riddle: Why did the turkey cross the road
The Punchline: cus the chicken was unavailable
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| 24) |
shameka robinson  |
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Location: U.S |
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 Tuesday, March 16, 2004 11:18
The Joke or Riddle: What did the pot say to the coffee?
The Punchline: I get more heat than you.
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 Monday, March 15, 2004 03:43
The Joke or Riddle: A horse walks into a bar and goes to the bartender "can I have a
The Punchline:
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 Sunday, March 14, 2004 12:30
The Joke or Riddle: a blonde and a brunette jump off a cliff. who lands first?
The Punchline: the brunette coz the blond has 2 ask 4 directions!!!
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| 21) |
Courtney  |
| ARIANNE437@hotmail.com |
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The Joke or Riddle: If u r an American when ur goin to the bathroom, and ur an American wh
The Punchline: European!!!!!!!
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| 20) |
Kitty  |
| Katesy@hotmail.com |
Location: London |
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| 19) |
Kitty  |
| Katesy@hotmail.com |
Location: London |
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The Joke or Riddle: What makes da biggest splash: a dumb blond, a clever blond or Santa Cl
The Punchline: A dumb blond coz da others don't exist!!!
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| 18) |
Kitty  |
| Katesy@hotmail.com |
Location: London |
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The Joke or Riddle: Y don't Elephants like computers?
The Punchline: Coz they are scared of da mouse!!!
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| 17) |
Katesy  |
| Katesy@hotmail.com |
Location: Croydon |
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The Joke or Riddle: There wer 2 blond men walkin through da forest wen 1 sez i need a s*^t
The Punchline: He #@*%!s back wiv s*^t all over his hands n da uver guy sez wot happend n da s*^tty guy goes hav u ever tryd wipin ur ars wiv 3 quarters, a nickel n a dime?
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| 16) |
lauren  |
| daisy#@*%!@hotmail.com |
Location: place place |
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The Joke or Riddle: there were two blondes walking in the forest and they saw some tracks.
The Punchline: ten minutes later they got hit by a train.
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| 15) |
Hannah  |
| suprememcfishy@hotmail.com |
Location: ENGLAND!!!! WOOOOO!!! |
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The Joke or Riddle: There was a young man playing in a field one day, then suddenly he saw
The Punchline: He told the old man to hold as much air in as he possibly could, then chucked the old man in and sat on the old man paddling (with his feet) to the island!
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| 14) |
shane duckworth  |
| shaney_baby3@hotmail.com |
Location: leeds |
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The Joke or Riddle: how many irish people does it take to milk a cow?
The Punchline: 20
1 person to hold the udders and 19 people to lift the cow up and down
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| 13) |
Allison  |
| ARTetzlaff@aol.com |
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The Joke or Riddle: Why cant a bike stand up by itself?
The Punchline: Becuase its too tired
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